Our newly-appointed (and, more permanent) production-girl was accused of being an "alter ego" (aka: 'sock puppet') for The "Ik". It should come as no surprise that the hosts of CFTP have embraced the wackiness and come up with a truly obnoxious idea:
"We need a mascot!"
Starting as soon as possible, our new mascot will have its own fan-page on Facebook, and as soon as we can solidify the designs, CFTP paraphenalia will be available on Cafe Press. Hail the day, my friends. Hail the day!
"Sparky" - the evil sock monkey